Observation 52: The person who found this blog by searching for “CENTAUR PORN” is the best person ever.

Seriously. Reveal yourself to the world. I want to be your new best friend.

Observation 51: It’s time to evaluate my priorities.

Today, at 7PM, at work, the fire alarm went off.

And then it kept going off. For 20 minutes.

What did I do?

I continued to dilligently write the zit cream copy I’d been putting off all day.

And when the fire trucks’ sirens started to whirr outside? And the fire marshall came over the intercom to state that we should remain calm while they investigated?

I kept writing the zit cream copy.

And then I had a breakthrough:

Either the fire drills of my youth were counter-productive, or I need a new life. ASAP.

Observation 50: It’s been a while since Facebook made any significant changes to its format.

Clearly, this is why the nation paid attention to the strife in Iran for all of a week.

And the crisis of Michael Jackson for, oh, I don’t know, however the hell long it’s been now.

Neglect of structural updates to Facebook = people bored enough to pay attention to other stuff.

Thanks, Facebook.

Observation 49: This is the best Google Maps image in the history of Google Maps images.

Prove me wrong. I dare you.

http://twitpic.com/9squ9

Observation 48: My shameless efforts at self-promotion are shamelessly behind.

In case you were really sad about my lack of shameless self-promotion, I wrote a few more reviews of the Tiny MIx Tapes:

The Factory, “Path Through the Forest”

Polvo, “Cor-Crane Secret”

Because I know your life was tragically lacking for my own lack of shameless self-promotion, I have granted you this gift of overly-verbose reviews of obscure and escoteric albums that approximately two people care about.

Please validate my existence by reading them in their entirety.

Thanks.

Observation 47: It is now July.

My last post was at the end of May.

Conclusion: I am lazy.

Observation 46: There is no proper terminology to describe the phenomenon of the female douchebag.

I propose “baguette.”

Observation 45: I don’t know when to shut up.

That’s why I’ve taken to doing a bit of freelance music writing in addition to the 60+ hours a week I spend doing salary-based advertising copywriting. Go figure.

Shameless self-promotion in 3, 2, 1…

Go read my first Delorean review for Tiny Mix Tapes of Doo Rag’s 1996 album ‘What We Do’ here:

http://www.tinymixtapes.com/Doo-Rag

You can also read an entry I wrote about them in this here blog, if you’re particularly curious:

Observation 27: This is the best use for a bunch of garbage that I have ever seen.

Thanks for stopping by, y’all.

Back to the grind now.

Observation 44: The only thing worse than the Renaissance period is people who are really into the Renaissance period.

Observation 43: The best thing about New York City is not the limitless culture or unfettered opportunity.

But instead, the complete lack of snakes indigenous to the region.

Admittedly, I really, really hate snakes.